Final Regular Season Standings

Through Week 13

We’ve got a tie at the top of the Apollo Division. Haydn’s Hounds beat Katy’s Brother in Week 13 — did Pops Thurman call that shot? — and now both teams sit 9-4 on the year. Both have clinched a divisional playoff spot, so all that remains is figuring out which one’s the division champ and which one’s the runner-up. In Week 14, Hounds face Dollz and Katy’s Bro plays Campton. Should both Chris and Haydn win, or both lose, the Division title would go to Katy’s Bro based on Division record.

Meanwhile, in the Mayor Division, the Dollz are the Division Champs. Thurm also has the inside track on the Best Record Bonus, and is guaranteed at least a split with either or both Hounds and Katy’s Bro.

The race for runner-up features 7-6 teams Juice, Buckguys and Campton. It’s Dean’s spot to lose at the moment, based on his 90-point lead over Buckguys in the points-scored tiebreaker. A win by him (over Pain Train) and he’s likely got it. Buckguys face Bama Men and Campton faces Katy’s Bro, and both almost certainly need a win and a Juice loss to have a shot at that #2 spot.

Through Week 12

Through Week 11

Someone hit shuffle on the Apollo standings this week, and as a result there’s a new/old face in the #2 spot and — Great Caesar’s Ghost! — an old, old face in the #4 spot. Hounds beat Pain Train straight-up to move into the runner-up position and send Train down the #3 track. And S*Heads rode Jonathan Taylor’s FIVE TDs and 185 rushing yards into fourth place in the division and just a tiebreaker away from a playoff spot.

Scoring just 75 points, Campton somehow put a stop to the Dollz’ nine-game winning streak. It helped Andy that Scott could muster just 64. He got the usual 20 from Super-WR Mike Evans, but no-one else showed up. The now 9-2 Dollz are a team where the standard is the standard, however. So during the game, Scott arranged to ship out two of his guys, to Andy no less. That’s accountability, mister.

Juice and Buckguys also made moves, leapfrogging Fartz into the #3 and #4 spot, respectively, and into the projected playoffs.

Through Week 10

No change in the Apollo Division standings this week, as the top three teams all won and the bottom four all lost. The Hounds did pull closer in the points tiebreaker, narrowing the gap there from four points to one. It doesn’t get much closer, really.

Meanwhile, the chaos continues in the Mayor Jeni Division. Not at the top, of course, as the Dollz’ winning streak has now reached nine in a row AND Thurm becomes the first ‘Ganger to clinch a playoff spot. And a divisional playoff spot at that. Worst he can do is second, and that’s only if Dollz lose out and Campton wins out. And look at this, willya: Dollz face Campton this week. A Dollz win clinches the division; a Campton win keeps Andy’s first-place dreams alive.

Campton’s win at Buckguys this past week put Andy into second and Doug into fifth, just points behind Juice, whose loss to Heavy Flight dropped Dean from second to fourth. Fartz leaps into third (from fifth) by virtue of his Week 10 win and his division record.

• * Blowup Dollz have clinched a divisional playoff spot

Through Week 9

With its comeback win over Pain Train, Katy’s Brother breaks the three-way tie at the top of the Apollo Division and continues its unbeaten tear through the Division. The news isn’t all bad for Pain: Max moves into second place in the division by dint of four more total points scored than Hounds. It’s a tight one, fellas.

Meanwhile, in the Mayor Jeni Division, the Dollz winning streak now reaches eight with its own comeback win over Juice. ESPN projects the Dollz’ playoff probability at 100%, and who are we to argue? And again, there’s some solace for Family Myers: even with the loss, Poppa Juice moves into second place by way of his 25-point lead over Buckguys.

Through Week 8

Through Week 7